PC: WOLFWOOD

[frogzoned]

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WEEKEND ZERO - SUNDAY

[frogzoned]

[ hello ............ guy he hasn't met yet. raising his hand in an awkward wave, after everyone has sort of. dispersed after the NPC-en-ning. ]

Ah. Hello. I don't believe we've met yet.

[crucifer]

[ Yeah.

That's a frog.




He refrains from really thinking about it because honestly, he knows someone who's literally just bugs in a meat suit, but it still takes the cake. ]

Yeah.

I'd probably remember if we had.

Nicholas D. Wolfwood, at your service.

[frogzoned]

[ DON'T COMPARE HIM TO THE BUGS IN A MEAT SUIT GUY ]

Prince Gerard, of Greenleigh. [ HE SIGHS. ] You can ask, if you like. I've already had to explain it.

[crucifer]

There's an explanation?!

[ BRO HE WAS SO READY TO JUST ACCEPT THAT YOU WERE NATURALLY A SENTIENT FROG. His planet is weird. ]

wk1 - monday;

[crucifer]

[ Hey prince. Wolfwood is here by the Colosseum, looking into the fighting pit where shadowy figures are having fights with literal lions because what the fuck. ]

What the hell are those...

[ He has certainly never seen a LION BEFORE. ]

[frogzoned]

That-- [ he checks in to see if Ylfa is still slaughtering them or has taken a break to eat some hot dogs or something. ] Is a Lion.

I think they are soon to be an endangered species.

[crucifer]

Yeah, no shit they're gonna be endangered if they just keep letting us slaughter 'em for show.

[ Help, sweet Ylfa. ]

Can't say I'm into this hobby personally.

...You doing alright?

[frogzoned]

Yes? Yes. [ he adjusts his crown. ] Do I look that out of sorts? People keep asking me that. I think it is just my face now.

wk1 - sunday;

[crucifer]

[ Gerard also really went through so fkn much this week, how is it only week one. ]

...Sorry about this week.

[ For Gerard getting roped into a shitty prank that ended awful for everyone, for the loss of his teammate... and most importantly, for Gerard being the only person to pay a dollar for a ball. ]

[frogzoned]

[were the balls THIS WEEK? im shaking. so much happened. ]

It's really-- Vash also wanted to apologize, and I think Ill say the same I told him, it doesn't matter. But I appreciate it all the same? I can't imagine it was a good week for ... anyone.

[crucifer]

[ THE BALLS SURE! WERE THIS WEEK! TUESDAY EVEN! ]

No, don't think anyone's walking out of here with a smile.

[ Thinks about Some People^TM. ]

A real smile.

Maybe we can all get a bar next week and knock ourselves out at least on Monday to recuperate.

[frogzoned]

[ he awkwardly smiles but its sort of a reaction like being told not to think about pink elephants ]

You did say you would buy me a drink, even though the drinks will likely be free.

wk2 - tuesday;

[crucifer]

[ In the evening Wolfwood is going to hit Gerard up with two bottles of some kind of drink, whatever Gerard says he likes better. ]

Only night to drink, since it's the only one where nothing fucked up happens.

[ They can hang out someplace quiet and sheltered. ]

[frogzoned]

[ hell yeah tuesday boys!!!!

gerard is probably a bit of a fancy priss pants because, you know. prince. wine or something but really he can't be that fussy. ]

Hah. Unfortunately correct, isn't it. At least it doesn't seem as if you are suffering under the weight of four curses this week?

[crucifer]

[ Wine it is. ]

Fortunately, not yet. Who knows though, we'll find out. Blondie only got cursed around today I think, so it's not too late.

[ They might have to drink out of normal cups like heathens but you make do what you do. There's a spike of annoyance remembering last week's curse, but it's not too bad. ]

Nobody attacked you personally yet?

[frogzoned]

No, I have apparently been given a reprieve for a few days. Perhaps someone feels badly about the murdered teenager.

[ dark? its fine. the emotion is, uh, sad. and then burying that emotion! ]

wk3 - monday;

[crucifer]

[ Is Gerard like, worse than ever, or is he the exact same because insecurity and anxiety is a constant line for him. Anyway welcome to the Mime-a Mia where Wolfwood is just kind of sitting there with a pastry but just staring at it and not... actually eating it. ]

[frogzoned]

[ WHO'S TO SAY ... ]

[ he looks at the pastry? is it poisoned. ]

Not hungry?

[crucifer]

No...

[ And then he looks at Gerard. And looks to be very deeply, deeply considering something.

It translates as a hard, slightly intense stare. ]

[frogzoned]

[ he doesn't know why he's being stared at so his froggy throat just starts expanding nervously




and then he does a little ribbit. ]

W3 - FRIDAY

[frogzoned]

Are you alright? Stupid question, I know.

[crucifer]

As fine as you can expect.
Have to solve it tomorrow.

wk4 - tuesday;

[crucifer]

[ Wolfwood can't just hole up forever and starve, nor can he just completely ignore the new areas and changes in favour of never seeing another pig for as long as he lives (relatively speaking), so he does exit at one point to get some fresh air.

Unfortunately on this particular trip out, he is not spared the wrath of swine, which I just learned its scientific name is literally Sus domesticus. What?

Anyway sorry this memory is a bit long, but Gerard sees this. ]

[frogzoned]

[ that pig is most definitely sus.

gerard blinks a little - but this one isn't so bad. I mean, sure, he did almost shoot vash in the head. but in the end he didn't! that's friendship, isn't it? ]

You've known him a long time?

[crucifer]

[ Gerard... your royal life really is giving you a hard time huh.

Wolfwood shakes his head after a moment of pause, not having expected Gerard to ask that of all things. ]

No, I haven't. It's maybe close to three years since I first ran into him, but I didn't see him for two out of those.