Hm. A weirdo is not necessarily how I'd describe it, but a ... social experiment, maybe? A fairy cursed me when I was a child. Deservedly, maybe? I was a bit of a prick. Spoiled and all that. I was to be a frog until I found true love, which I did and then ...
I thought I had it all figured out. Until I ended up here, of course, which adds quite a bit of confusion to the whole process. You see, I was in the middle of a very important bargain. I'm a bit worried the interruption of it is going to cause.
Yeah, she mentioned you to me actually. Said you were wise and give great advice.
[ She has such a high opinion of you frog man. That's why Wolfwood thinks you're also probably okay, even if it's also getting a layer of concern to it. ]
[ Getting frogged and not even getting the beneficial parts of being a frog... this is so sad... ]
Not me personally, but it's somethin' harmless to do if you really feel like you need a distraction. I personally smoke, but you don't strike me as a smoker.
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Sorry to hear that.
[ Honestly. Sounds rough. ]
Some weirdo experimented on you?
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[ lol ]
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[ He's dealt with a lot of them, so he knows. Rebellious teen phases are eternal.
However he math-lady memes about this, like... oh... ohhh... ]
......Sorry to hear that...
[ IS HE OKAY...? ]
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[ no he is not okay ]
It's alright. This ... this is temporary.
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[ Your puffy, princely sleeves...? ]
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Hm.
Problems.
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Did you at least have someone as back-up in case of sudden-death emergencies?
[ As you do. ]
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Of course, Ylfa is here with me, so it cannot have gone well, exactly. Hopefully the others have made it through.
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[ She has such a high opinion of you frog man. That's why Wolfwood thinks you're also probably okay, even if it's also getting a layer of concern to it. ]
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She -- thinks that I'm wise?
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[ He's wondering if he misquoted but also, he thinks exact words aren't important. General vibes is fine. ]
You seem pretty nervous. You gonna be alright?
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I will be fine. Yourself?
[ deflecting ... ]
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I can't say nervous exactly, but tense, yeah. Given everything that's going on.
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I think, maybe, that I am just like that. All the time.
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Maybe you should find something relaxing to do.
[ Yeah, decidedly. He's kinda worried about this frog. Mostly because Ylfa is relying on him. ]
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Work out?
Go swimming?
[ He thinks about what amenities they actually have around here. ]
Count how many Blahaj there are in the Ikea.
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[ and hes failing so terribly at the gym already. ]
What exactly is a Blah ... aj?
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He can't even comment on this because there's probably no frogs on his planet, it's a desert. ]
Better hope it doesn't rain real hard suddenly, then.
It's those... you seen the blue plushies they have at the Ikea by the dozens?
It's apparently a shark. And Blahaj. I don't know if that's its name or not.
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[ he's never tested it. ]
Counting the sharks. I see. That is something you do to calm yourself?
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Not me personally, but it's somethin' harmless to do if you really feel like you need a distraction. I personally smoke, but you don't strike me as a smoker.
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[ no ... lips ... ]
I do have a friend that is quite fond of cigars, but he is a small wooden puppet boy.
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How's he -- wait, more important.
He okay with the fire?