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gerard get in the lexus ([personal profile] frogzoned) wrote2023-06-11 09:20 pm
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[personal profile] crucifer 2023-06-12 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
All kids are kinda brats. That's the point. Must've been a kid-hater.

[ He's dealt with a lot of them, so he knows. Rebellious teen phases are eternal.

However he math-lady memes about this, like... oh... ohhh...
]

......Sorry to hear that...

[ IS HE OKAY...? ]
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[personal profile] crucifer 2023-06-12 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
You got a solution up your sleeves...?

[ Your puffy, princely sleeves...? ]
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[personal profile] crucifer 2023-06-12 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Huh.

Did you at least have someone as back-up in case of sudden-death emergencies?

[ As you do. ]
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[personal profile] crucifer 2023-06-12 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, she mentioned you to me actually. Said you were wise and give great advice.

[ She has such a high opinion of you frog man. That's why Wolfwood thinks you're also probably okay, even if it's also getting a layer of concern to it. ]
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[personal profile] crucifer 2023-06-12 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
...Something like that?

[ He's wondering if he misquoted but also, he thinks exact words aren't important. General vibes is fine. ]

You seem pretty nervous. You gonna be alright?
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[personal profile] crucifer 2023-06-13 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ She also said you have back pain, something that he still believes. ]

I can't say nervous exactly, but tense, yeah. Given everything that's going on.
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[personal profile] crucifer 2023-06-14 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ THAT MEANS NOTHING I'M 26 WITH BACK PAIN... I THINK... ]

Maybe you should find something relaxing to do.

[ Yeah, decidedly. He's kinda worried about this frog. Mostly because Ylfa is relying on him. ]
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[personal profile] crucifer 2023-06-14 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
...

Work out?

Go swimming?

[ He thinks about what amenities they actually have around here. ]

Count how many Blahaj there are in the Ikea.
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[personal profile] crucifer 2023-06-14 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ Help. Prince Gerard is our all-time babygirl.

He can't even comment on this because there's probably no frogs on his planet, it's a desert.
]

Better hope it doesn't rain real hard suddenly, then.

It's those... you seen the blue plushies they have at the Ikea by the dozens?

It's apparently a shark. And Blahaj. I don't know if that's its name or not.
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[personal profile] crucifer 2023-06-16 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ Getting frogged and not even getting the beneficial parts of being a frog... this is so sad... ]

Not me personally, but it's somethin' harmless to do if you really feel like you need a distraction. I personally smoke, but you don't strike me as a smoker.
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[personal profile] crucifer 2023-06-16 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ There there... someone just has to lovingly hold a smoke for you... however we fear for your frogly lungs... ]

...

How's he -- wait, more important.

He okay with the fire?