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[frogzoned]

I'm fine, I'm fine. It sort of stops being so exciting on the forth or so viewing ... ?

[honkinbigteeth]

[it does......?]

I see. I guess tales of princesses and princes is just normal stuff to you...

[frogzoned]

[ if only his love story were this exciting, am i right ]

I think you know of as about as many as I do these days?

[honkinbigteeth]

Yeah, but not any as cool as Ashitaka...

[this is so mean. but yeah your love story is BORING compared to this.]

[frogzoned]

[ it's insecurity week so you know what. he sinks down lower in his seat, crossing his hands over his chest and going contemplative. ]

Yes, not as cool as Ashitaka ... but how would I have been? I was a frog. His curse made him able to behead people with a single arrow. I couldn't even behead a fly ...

[honkinbigteeth]

[oh no...what has she done...]

Gerard! You can absolutely behead a fly!

[imagines gerard whiffing like 5 dice rolls against a fly.]

[frogzoned]

[ he had to roll death saves against a dog biting him once so, yeah, he would absolutely just whiff against a fly. ]

It wouldn't impress Elody anyway.

[honkinbigteeth]

[i don't even think she's self aware enough to know it's insecurity week so she's just like. :( ]

I thought we agreed we were trying for Gerard. [...] You're much cooler than Ashitaka, though. [so that's an 8 minus 1 on that deception check.]

[frogzoned]

Let's not kid ourselves, we're much too adult for that.

[ watching this anime movie forty times in a row. ]

[honkinbigteeth]

Well...it's just a story. Nothing is as simple as the stories make it seem. Maybe in real life he's kind of boring to hang out with after a while...

[frogzoned]

I bet he is. A lot of Princes are, you know! Just a lot of talk about hair products and fashionable shoes. I mean, I don't know, I kind of enjoy it, but Elody always wandered off after a while.

[honkinbigteeth]

[whew, she made him feel better and it only cost her the perfect image of her anime crush.

san is still safe at least. he can't take san from her.]

Sounds pretty boring to me!

[frogzoned]

It's not! They have such interesting skin care routines. Some of them are 12 steps long.

[ sorry, prince behavior. ]

[honkinbigteeth]

[uuuuuuugh. anyway she shushes him to finish the rest of the movie.]

Do you want to do something else now? If you don't want to watch it again...

[frogzoned]

[ he does not want to watch it again, but he has the face of someone who knows that he will. ]

Alright. We can go to that ... racing place?

[honkinbigteeth]

Racing? You wanna do a motorcycle race?

[gerard? when did you get rad?]

Fei Du showed me how, so I know how to drive.

[frogzoned]

[ he's always been rad fuck you? no he's never been rad a day in his life, he's just desperately trying to think of things that are more appealing than watching this movie because he would like to keep hanging out, but it's gonna need to be an actual tempting prospect to leave this theater. ]

I can hang.

[honkinbigteeth]

Let's go ride a motorcycle, then!

[it did work! come on! yay! motorcycles!]

Ruby said they only explode sometimes.