PC: VASH

[frogzoned]

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WEEK 0 - MONDAY

[frogzoned]

[ okay well first of all I need to know if Vash is still working a job anywhere or is he just vibing ]

[piteous]

[ HE QUIT MCDONALD'S and the mod's said no ikea

I guess he is vibing... Posing blahaj at the selfie studio. ]

[frogzoned]

[ can't have shit in this town

well. he'll just watch WHATEVER is happening with the selfies for a long minute before approaching, clearing his throat a little. ]

Don't let me interrupt ... whatever it is that's supposed to be happening here. Just thought I'd say hello, considering we haven't made formal introductions.

[piteous]

[ He stops whatever he's doing once he sees Gerard, eyes bright like he's a celebrity... A blahaj even anticlimactically falls from its place in his homage to Pietà, but shark version. ]

You're not interrupting at all! I'm just killing time. [ He comes over and.

Pets


him. ]

I've wanted to meet you, actually.

W0 : SATURDAY

[piteous]

[ Wherever Gerard ends up, Vash peeks in. ]

Hey, Gerard. Sorry for dropping the Pipa on you earlier.

[frogzoned]

Oh, no, no, I know someone had to take it.

It was-- quick of you to grab it. Good reflexes.

[piteous]

Honestly, I wasn't sure if it was important, but anything could have helped us at that point.

[ Pats Gerard, but like on his clothes and not his skin. ]

Are you doing all right? You were breathing McDonald's in there and...

[ Well, they sentenced a cute girl to execution. ]

[frogzoned]

And we sentenced a girl to execution?

[ he appreciates the pats. ]

I don't know, exactly. She did go out of her way to murder someone. I don't know that I feel badly about her seeing justice for that, but ...

W1 : TUESDAY

[piteous]

hey Gerard!! i was wondering, but what do you consider the perfect date? 🧑‍❤️‍🧑

[frogzoned]

[ this is so chaotic ]

I guess I'd start with she comes to visit you and brings a blanket to sit on at the edge of the pond and a few spare spiders she found in the castle kitchens and a sandwich for herself and you spend a few hours talking and getting to know one another?

[piteous]

[ me just coming in and closing my eyes ]

that's so wholesome. 🥰💗 but i was thinking 🤔 something more romantic? 🌹🕺🕺

[frogzoned]

[ gerard just like, what is happening. ]

That was quite romantic to me ...

W1 : THURSDAY

[piteous]

park, by the pond, [reasonable time]!! 🏞️🌊🥪

[ OVER HERE ]

W2 : MONDAY

[piteous]

[ Guess who's rollerblading by? The emotions that come with it is some curiosity, though it's subdued, then he gives loud flourish. Overcompensating.

He skates a circle around froggo before stopping. ]

Hey, Gerard! Where are you headed?

[frogzoned]

[ youths ........... ]

I think I was going to ... ponder.

[ what does this mean. ]

What are you doing exactly?

[piteous]

[ he's 150........... but yeah, you're right. Vash stops on the blades. ]

They're skates, I think. [ rollerblades, but close enough. ] ... You mean like... PONDer?

[ There's just silence of emotions, maybe this is what pure shock is like. ]

[frogzoned]

[ the emotion of furious anger you feel when someone has landed an extremely awful pun on you and you have to deal with that. ]

Yes. Hah. Frog joke. Very good!

[ SEETHING. ]

W4 : MONDAY

[piteous]

[ PIGS. PIGS AND A WEDDING! CW: death, implied overdose, suicide ideation. ]

You gotta be kidding me!

[frogzoned]

[ he honestly feels like he just saw something so personal and private, a moment between two people that was never meant to be shared, and feels guilty for it. terribly so.

but he doesn't want to do the thing where the other person sees your trauma and memories and then stares blankly and says something kind of weird, so. ]

... I'm sorry.

[piteous]

[ He shouldn't feel guilty for attending a late wedding. It isn't his fault that the groom left the bride at the altar. Gerard is simply a victim of happenstance, a sufferer of impish pigs who oink nearby.

Vash just closes his eyes. ]

It's all right, even though pigs are becoming my least favorite animals. [ Is it all right, Vash says it is. ] We're not close or anything, but do you mind if I ask for your opinion?

[frogzoned]

[ he sort of nods at the pig thing. ]

Well, the last pig I meet was a huge asshole, even though he and Rosamund were briefly engaged, so, I get it.

[ ? ]

Sure. Sure? Of course.

W4 : SATURDAY

[piteous]

[ comes in late, where's Gerard. ]

Hey, I hope you don't mind company—from me, specifically.

[frogzoned]

[ he's literally just sitting on the ground outside his warehouse, so he's not hard to find. maybe he's half hoping someone will swing by and just shoot him. ]

I really think it'd be the other way around. You not wanting to be around me. [ ... ] I don't mind.

[piteous]

[ Our prince... Vash will sit right next to him. ]

Why would you say that?

[frogzoned]

Probably the murder?

[ JUST. THAT. ]