PC: MIZUKI

[frogzoned]

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W2 - MONDAY

[frogzoned]

Ah-- just who I was looking for.

I actually need your advice.

[adorabrawler]

—Mine? Uh, sure. What's up?

[frogzoned]

If someone ... your age, hypothetically, did not ... know the ins and outs of laundry-related hygiene, how would you want that news broken to you?

[adorabrawler]

[ Oh no, is Ylfa stinky. ]

Umm... Don't most parents usually go—Hey! I'm tired of doing your laundry! I'm gonna teach you how and now it's your responsibility!

[frogzoned]

I'm not her parent. I'm not anyone's parent! Elody and I actually never really - I mean, we talked about it, it's a whole royal duty sort of thing, but you know, not a high priority--

[ oh my god EXTREME SHAME WHEN HE'S TALKING ABOUT THIS ]

Is that how you'd want it to be done to you? Or you would most likely hate that.

[adorabrawler]

[ ... You fluster yourself, Gerard. You do this to yourself. ]

Er—no, I guess not. I mean it'd probably happen anyway... But as a friend... is she sensitive about that kinda stuff?

[frogzoned]

I don't know, erm. Not really?

[ no he is so wrong about this. she is very sensitive. but he doesn't know this. ]

[adorabrawler]

I didn't think so.

[ Her assumption is, likewise, horribly off base. ]

Okay, then maybe go with—hello, my dearest hypothetical friend! I have noticed on this fine day that you have run out of clean underwear—but fear not, so have I! What say you accompany me to rectify this problem, together?

[frogzoned]

Alright, direct it is.

[ ... ]

And I have to help? I guess I do have to help. It's not as if I knew how to do laundry before I arrived! Mostly would ... wear things once and then get something new.

[adorabrawler]

—Seriously? That's kind of sad.

[frogzoned]

What? How is it sad?

[adorabrawler]

You couldn't even get your loyal servants to do laundry? Everything had to be new?