PC: MONIKA

[frogzoned]

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[frogzoned]

[ look, at least she's not screaming! a once-over is comparably fine. ]

Ah, yes. My "skills" - it is a sword form, you see it is a sort of [ he'll do a gesture. it's completely inscrutable. ] a fast strike, but also slow. Hence the porridge.

[rewriter]

... I see.

[She does not see. But, sure.]

And the rest of your "skills"— Are they also sword forms?

[frogzoned]

That's right. You know. I've been practicing a lot-- And maybe it ... didn't have much else to list.

[ WOW. HARSH ON YOURSELF BUD. ]

[rewriter]

Ah...

[BUDDY. PAL. She grimaces.]

I'm sure that's not the case. Like, I don't think they're even supposed to be flattering in the first place.

[frogzoned]

No, not at all. They could have chosen many more flattering portraits of me, for example. I had some very good ones done in my time.

[rewriter]

Really? Well, that's a shame. [Frog portraits... Incredible.] It's too bad we can't customize those profiles at all.

[frogzoned]

Well, I suppose this is your chance. What would you prefer it say over ... destroying the world? Hm.

[rewriter]

[... a bit of a frozen smile, here.]

Probably something similar to what's on my Twitter bio. I look way cuter in my profile picture there, too. [...] It wasn't the real world, by the way.

[frogzoned]

[ lol its fine. i'm sure it's fine and not something ominous. he does not know what twitter is, but he just accepts that for what it is. something to do with birds. ]

Just a world?

[rewriter]

More like... a simulation, actually. Calling it a world is pretty generous.